I'm dead, wanna hook up?


chelsea campbell

hungarian:

if i don’t talk to myself who will

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danisnotonfire:

this is cyberbullying

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stopthisgirl:

When you’re talking shit about someone then they walk past you

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2 years old kid: *runs*
family: looks like he's going to be an athlete

jaclcfrost:

"why are you awake at three in the morning" asks the person who is also awake at three in the morning

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heteroh:

matching icons for you and your friends

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saphira1334:

red-coffeemaker:

telapathetic:

america is just all the people europe didnt like

I guess you could say they were All American Rejects

DID U JUST

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theirriandjhiquishow:

“what was your key motivation for this piece”

oh idk the due date

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bakrua:

bewbin:

Why do people drink alcohol it tastes disgusting

you don’t drink it for the taste. u drink shit like apple juice for the taste. you drink alcohol to get rid of the bad taste that every awful person in your life has left

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raptorific:

Swear to god, some guys are terrified that girls are faking common interests to impress them and act really hostile towards anyone they even SUSPECT of doing such a thing

but then they turn around and fake a whole friendship in the hopes of getting sex out of girls, and get mad at them when it doesn’t work

and they super do not see the irony in that

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