I'm dead, wanna hook up?


chelsea campbell

internetexplorers:

“you’re like a son to me”

“dad, i am your son”

(via aseaof-acid)

slayboybunny:

"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person" 
"oh sorry about that sir" 

(via j0kebook)

I just want to cuddle someone till things get inappropriate tbh.

(Source: pvnkslut, via j0kebook)

hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via tiresome-paper-dreams-honey)

darrenstummy:

the more sexual and inappropriate you are with me the better we’ll get along

(Source: darrenstummy-moved, via tiresome-paper-dreams-honey)

fuckoffcats:

you cant spell school without i want to stab myself

(Source: peoples, via j0kebook)

obeisant:

poppamoms:

This fucking show, man.

im in love with her 

(via moomger)

when you over-hear a joke in someone else’s conversation and accidentally laugh out loud

image

(Source: whimmy-bam, via j0kebook)

(Source: orangeskins, via 50-shades-of-crazy-eyes)

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